Artists' manifestos...

On the BBC News website there was an old article called 'Back to the Futurists' and it's about artists' manifestos throughout history. This is an example of one that a reader had written himself:

A. I like apples.

B. I shall therefore retrieve some from the grocery store.

C. Posessing apples will make me happy.

1. I oppose the limitation of access to apples.

2. I oppose paying for apples.

3. I oppose the efforts by the Man to prevent me from having apples and will endeavor in the face of tyranny to posess them by whatever means neccessary.

:D